knockturn

I do wish somebody would cover "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder. I get a semi just thinking about that song.

The New Pornographers - Use It - Seconds · 2007-08-08

please can I have the time back it took me to read this. I pity myself.

Neko Case - Fox Confessor Brings the Flood · 2006-03-10

I was going to give a structured, articulate response to your review highlighting and explaining why I disagreed...

I Hate Talking About Music - Soulseeking · 2006-01-12

hmmm. I'm assuming (don't know if that's allowed) that, due to you shopping in a British high street store, that...

Will Young - Keep On · 2005-11-30

I notice the jawjut gobshite isn't singing about his big gay chin.

Various Artists - John Peel: A Tribute · 2005-10-24

a compilation BY John Peel is indeed permissable. a compilation by agents of dilution and piss is not. its just not...

Various Artists - John Peel: A Tribute · 2005-10-21

please, pardon my language but this is fucken disgusting. even if it was heaving with Cannibal Corpse, The Fall...

Playing God With The Verve’s Urban Hymns · 2005-10-17

a) different shades of shit, and b) you can't polish a turd. did you see what I did there?

Sir, a nine would indicate that you consider it a slightly better listen than the Tears. What are they tearing?...

to paraphrase the twisted black poet, you are fucked and you are fucking us. the songs are dogshit and you know it....