The Hitcher - Movie Review

ha, if you take the actor sean bean's first name and his character's last name, you get the front man for the happy mondays! uh... hmm.

Having to sit through the trailer for this is one of the worst experiences I've ever had in a theater. I've never seen something that was so in love with its own awfulness as this. Two minutes of incredibly loud screaming, "scary" sounds and flashing images of grotesque faces that keep coming harder, louder, faster... it was offensive on so many levels but I'm sure they'd be so happy to know that it annoyed me so.

I think this is my favourite review of the year. bravo.