The Stylus Magazine Inaugural Haiku Marathon 2005 - Pop Playground

I would write one for Andrew Bird but I can't figure out how many syllables are in ten thousand :( emoticons.

Wilderness: Baltimore bands get No respect. These guys are not Helping things any.

How come I can't make line breaks on this message board?

No one remembers

Or even cares about it

New Mercury Rev

The mysterious / Production of an album / No one listened to

Where are The White Stripes / Get Behind Me Satan is / Best album 05

The Magic Numbers

'Cold War Classic,' The Chrysler

Two more lost wonders

HAIKU!!!!!!

Jack White has a stache/ He's looking perverted now/ Music sucks now too

Gang Gang Dance: I like Kate Bush/and tribal percussion/while living in Brooklyn

this is not music/art art brut bang clap yr hands/stylus can suck it

The worst end of year wrap up ever.

these are fantastic, true, witty, blunt when need be, and complenetary when deserved. i am utterly impressed by your creativity in so many reagrds. kick-fuckin'-ass, dudes.

Wow! New Strokes don't suck/ (that much), I was expecting/ Them to be dead soon

That my have been the worst haiku ever.

2005 / downloaded more than listened/ feel bloated and sad