2005-12-20
Hey cool, a condescending strawman argument! Thanks, Nick Southall, for proving all the worst assumptions about this site. Your bitter, nearly libelous rant is as vacuous as the commentary that you pass off as reviews. But don't let me stop these sad proceedings, I can spew out this pseudo-psychoanalytical crap too:
It seems the post-graduate popists that dominate Stylus Magazine, seeking to protect themselves emotionally and justify their failure to realize any of their youthful dreams, retreat into a self-consciously ironic disdain for art as nothing more than base sensory stimuli. As this position neither requires them to reveal something about themselves nor bother to write arguments that might be more vulnerable to meaningful discourse than their empty rants that they justify with a defensive idealization of subjectivity, they are capable of keeping a cold distance that allows them to affirm their cold, self-congratulatory, postmodern detachment via the dismissal of any opinionated dissenter as being 'immature' and, most certainly, frustratingly undersexed. Indeed, art, to the Stylus writer, cannot have a subject. Like the sensations that it stimulates, it is empty and meaningless. If one engages in the laughable act of attempting to derive personal insight from art, or even more embarassing, if one expresses a distate for mainstream rap's hate-mongering and glorification of violence, one is merely a pathetic indie elitist, embroiled in the confused hysteria of attempting to grasp some illusory identity. For the Stylus writer, if Prussian Blue were to release an aurally pleasing record, it should be hailed as good as any other, and anyone raises objections or expresses distate for the subject matter is merely chasing phantoms. Of course, to this psychoanalytical eye, this ruse is transparent. The Stylus writer, bitter and inept, merely puts on this show to protect himself from the scathing criticism of the 'Comments' section. Rather than dare to examine art on honest terms, they retreat into an infantile state in which objects are merely judged in terms of their immediate sensory utility. Propped up by an underdeveloped worship of subjectivity and a wholly nihilistic approach to art, they amble clumsily in this state of intellectual retardation, bitterly lashing out at dissenters for, ironically, 'being immature.' For this sad species of art critic, personal failure is inverted into an unjustifiably idealized 'maturity' founded upon three hallmarks of psychologically defensive posturing: emotional neutrality, intellectual evasiveness, and an adolescent embrace of kitsch as a means of affirming their narrowminded artistic nihilism. For the Stylus writer, their personal failures have led them to affirm their existence as mere shells, as, unable to grasp a personally satisfying identity amidst the demands and disappointment of adulthood, they quixotically seek to restore the pre-idealistic perspective of childhood, in which their undeveloped selves were sufficiently sustained by the fulfillment of base appetites, oblivious to the far greater demands of a world that asked them to be more than hairy bipeds. Unfortunately, as their defensive flailing reveals, this second childhood is anything but pure, and as they see others trying to find satisfaction deeper and more human than what the immediate senses offer, they spew their condescending bile in a desperate effort to affirm their terrified, cripplingly mundane existence. For the Stylus writer, the only higher pleasure offered by this world is the poisoned fruit of schadenfreude, and if anyone suggests otherwise, then... why... they're just taking everything too seriously.
And if your reaction to the above was 'bullshit', then you now know where I'm coming from.