Carlos D: The Stylus Interview

How can you interview Carlos D and not ask him about herpes?

^^^ hahaha freals! Come on man, where are all the questions about herps and chubby chasing? That's what we all want to know about, not if he likes playing at festivals! And what a total cop out on asking him about "the lyrics". Why the fuck bring up Paul's (Bad) lyrics if you're just going to shy away from his answer of I think his lyrics are fantastic and, as far as I’m concerned, he’s a poet. I’m very, very proud to have him as our lyricist" hahahaha. Yeah he's a poet, a 15 year old angsty teen girl poet.

Mikhail, your (Bad)hackneyed balls about Banksys lyrics are pretty tiresome, comrade. I think you need to stop listening to David Cross cds for a start.

I'm sorry nips, were my hackneyed balls untasty to your culinary eye? do they need salt, pepper, fat girl schmegma? Tell me my friend!

Poet my arse.