A Coupon For A Free Margarita - The Singles Jukebox

"I don't have to be anything other/Than a prison guard's son" is quite possibly the best pop opening line in quite some time.

Alex Macpherson: Fat men shouldn't be allowed to make records. umm... wtf? does that say what i think it does? that is some hateful stuff right there. really, what's the difference between that and "black people shouldn't be allowed to make records"?

Now replace "shouldn't be allowed to make records" with "should be exterminated". Now, let's wait for someone to mention Adolf.

yeah, I agree. I haven't read anything more offensive on Stylus. Alex, just remember: if you're going to be offensive and push buttons, please please please make it funny. Otherwise, it's just plain evil.

idiot Alex, what about Biggie? If Fiddy Cent's "just a lil bit" had been in this week's selection, I would have pointed out that it is fantastic beyond measure and more than makes up for the sins of Candy Shop.