Tipped off by my helpful soulful house informant, Rich Moroder Juzwiak, this A-side has a fantatstic bass run-up that is augmented by a preponderance of squelches. Never one to back down from the disorienting ping (cf. Sparks: "Tryouts for the Human Race" and Kelis "Caught out There"), it's also got great lyrics. Anything that makes reference and then drops the sample to AOL's "You've Got Mail" gets extra special bonus points from me...

Who is that he needs, though? House music. Hard to believe he's taking a picture of her and putting her up on the internet...but when the music is this good, you can't let logic get in the way of the dancing.