Welcome to Tally Hall!

Taking you on a tour of this mini mall/toy store/amusement park cum-freak show are five strapping young men of various temperaments, sizes, and colorings. In no less than fifteen tracks, you may experience rapping, bells, whistles, bananas, and an ode to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. They have remarkable capabilities to entertain a crowd at length, all the while remaining affably sincere. This quintet of university students will be sure to please men and women of all ages.

To cater to a variety of tastes, Tally Hall come with members in every flavor and tie color. Take part in The Bidding, throw down a few dollars and pick which color coordinates best with your home furnishings. Will you like Yellow Tie, the bespectacled long-hair puppy eyed guitar player? Or Red Tie, the bad boy with a glint in his eye and a heart of gold? Blue Tie for the worldly, Grey for the cool and collected, and Green for those who like a little glockenspiel with their rock n’ roll. In any case, this song achieves prime white-boy funk without become Arctic Monkeys-irritating, and is twice as clever (and fun) as anything else I’ve heard lately.
Blue’s mine. FYI.
Want Tally Hall to play at your own basement bash? They can accommodate a wide variety of venues and environments with ease. The local town art fair? They charm the old ladies chomping on corndogs, while the good ol’ boys pump a fist in the air. Opening for a Japanese pop duo? Besides the creepy men clutching anime posters and the tiny children in the audience, the 18 to 35’s greatly appreciate the clever lyrics and tinkering piano goodness. Buy the album and find a corker like “The Whole World and You.” It will no doubt revamp your enthusiasm of tubas and goofy silliness. Wherever they are, Tally Hall will make you grin, bounce, and “jiggle your boodiggle.”

Such is the way of the ‘Hall. These gentlemen will show you a good time, make you pancakes the next morning, and parlay any embarrassing moments into a pleasant tune or two. Pop music without a trace of pretentiousness, melancholy, or gloomy weather: they’re Tally Hall, and they hope you have enjoyed the show. They’re sorry, but it’s time to go.

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