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Well, friends and well-wishers, I’ve got no more categories of nominees for you. Now is the time to make sure that your voice is heard, by voting for up to five nominees (+ one optional write-in vote, though if you wanna write more than one, I certainly won’t stop you) from each category, to be the 2007 inductees to the IITS Pop Culture Hall of Fame. If you’ve slacked off on voting until now, if you’ve been deliberating endlessly, if you think you might’ve missed a category when you broke your all-time record by sleeping for 27 hours straight, better take this time to get right. Vote in the comment box here, or e-mail me at fadeout95@gmail.com. You guys have until Tuesday night to cast your votes, at which point I will tally and present the winners. If you don’t vote at all, that’s cool, just know that yours was the ballot I was really looking forward to being submitted, and that my crushing disappointment of your lack of participation probably means that I’ll soon lose motivation to write entirely and close the blog down by the New Year. Just sayin’.

A RECAP OF THE NOMINEES:

Music:

1. Avril Lavigne getting sued by the Rubinoos over “Girlfriend” (also: “Girlfriend,” Mandarin version)
2. Akon & T-Pain appearing on 3,272,413 in the 2007 calendar year
3. Rihanna’s pronunciation of the title to “Umbrella”
4. The “Crank Dat Soulja Boy”
5. Rock Goes Disco (Fall Out Boy, Killers, Good Charlotte, Finger 11)
6. “I’m Hot ‘Coz I’m Fly, You Ain’t ‘Coz You Not”
7. Alanis Morissette’s “My Humps” cover/video
8. Amy Winehouse goes to Rehab
9. MTV censors the good part of the “Beautiful Girls” chorus
10. “It’s Britney, Bitch”

• Honorable Mention: Timabaland moves to the left of the f/ symbol, “T-T-T-TOTALLY DUDE!!,” Colbie Calliat and Taylor Swift: Guitar is the New Piano, Gym Class Heroes sampling Supertramp and Jermaine Stewart, R. Kelly’s videos for “Real Talk,’ “Same Girl and “Trapped in the Closet (Parts 13-22)”

Movies:

1. McClane crashes a car into a helicopter in Live Free or Die Hard
2. The House in Knocked Up
3. Martin Scorsese Wins His First Oscar for The Departed
4. Rose McGowan’s Machine Gun Leg in Planet Terror
5. The surfeit of flop war movies (The Kingdom, Lions for Lambs, Rendition, In the Valley of Elah)
6. “My Skull’s on Fire, But I’m Good”
7. The YouTube Clip with David O. Russell giving Lily Tomlin what fer
8. Young Seth’s Penis Drawings in Superbad
9. Spate of Threequels (Spiderman 3, Shrek the Third, Pirates: At World’s End, Ocean’s Thirteen, The Bourne Supremacy, Rush Hour 3)
10. The Simpsons Movie Finally Gets Released

• Honorable Mention: The fake intro to Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters, RZA, Common and T.I. in American Gangster, The Southland Tales trailer, “Pop! Goes My Heart” from Music & Lyrics, Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me

TV:

1. Isiah Washington gets kicked off Grey’s Anatomy for calling T.R. Knight a “faggot”
2. “It’s Business Time” from Flight of the Conchords
3. Jack and Fayed’s final fight from 24
4. The crying girl at Sanjaya’s American Idol performance
5. Nerds & Losers Taking Over TV (The Big Bang Theory, Chuck, Reaper)
6. House’s long-awaited first-ever correct diagnosis of Lupus
7. The Caveman premiere
8. SNL’s “Dick in a Box” short
9. The Sopranos finale
10. The WGA Strike

• Honorable Mention: “Dayman” and “Nightman” from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Barney going on The Price is Right on How I Met Your Mother, The series finale of The O.C., The Robot Chicken: Star Wars episode, and South Park’s Guitar Queer-O episode

Commercials:

1. Baconator
2. Gatorade Stealing with Harvey Keitel and Derek Jeter
3. Singular’s IDK, My BFF Jill?
4. Bud Light’s Fist Bump and Stairs Gag
5. Old Spice’s Ahoy with Bruce Campbell
6. SportsCenter’s Partying with Tony Romo (no clip, sorry)
7. Dunkin Donuts’ RIP THINGS IN HAAAAAALF
8. Emerald Nuts’ Robert Goulet messing with your stuff
9. GEICO’s Loren Wallace Series
10. Taco Bell’s Rules to Live By

• Honorable Mention: iPod’s 1, 2, 3, 4, AOL Time Warner’s “Sir Charge!,” Snickers’ “NOOOOOOOO!!! YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!,” Verizon’s “IT…GETS…ME…PUMPED!” (no clip, sorry), Adidas’ “Impossible is Nothing“

Miscellany:

1. Don’t Tase Me, Bro
2. Larry Craig Gets Busted for “Cottaging”
3. Kyle Brown’s Contender for All-Time Biggest Skateboard Wipe-Out
4. Dog the Bounty Hunter, You a Racist
5. The Mitchell Report / Bonds Gets Indicted
6. Ahmadinejad Talks at Columbia
7. Astronaut Lisa Nowak Drives Across Country for Love, Insanity
8. The Patriots go 16-0, The Dolphins go 0-16 (whoops)
9. Rock Band
10. Whoops, looks like I only did nine, so let’s slide “Chocolate Rain” in here

• Honorable Mention: Dumbledore Outed, Colorado Rockies: On a Mission from God, The YouTube “Shreds” Series, Fillipino Inmates do “Thriller,” Black People Coaching the Suepr Bowl, Vanessa Hudgens gets nekkid, Anna Nicole Smith dies, gets famous, Alec Baldwin’s tough love parenting techniques, Gilbert Arenas’s “Gilbertology”

The Enemies:

1. Jerry Seinfeld
2. Nickelback
3. Isiah Thomas
4. Brian Robbins
5. FreeCreditReport.com
6. 50 Cent
7. Chuck Lorre
8. Adam Sandler
9. Scott Boras
10. Rachel Dratch

Vote early, vote often. Once, I mean.