Yeah, I know I’ve been slacking on this blog lately. I have no legitimate justification for this dry spell beyond the overwhelming difficulties the entire month of August has furnished me with. Come next week I shall be homeless and living out the lifestyle I could only imagine the film You, Me and Dupree depicted so candidly. Will I write a box-office smash comedy about my experience? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, for those of you (and I can only assume there are many of you) anxious for more in-depth, witty and generally insightful analysis on movies you’re likely to never see (and, in some cases, no one in their right mind should ever see), all I can say to assuage your desire is that these extended droughts of mine are often followed by a proliferation of material. So, while you wait for that time to arrive, please entertain yourself with the material located at the following link: Top Ten Conservative Idiots. This list, updated weekly, gathers together all the most incomprehensible actions of right wing oddballs and pundits and ranks them for your enjoyment. Personally, I’m glad to see Katherine Harris becoming something of a resident on that list, especially after that whole ‘separation of church and state is a lie’ fiasco.